| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers#2 Report on her poll of men and sexual intercourse |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey#3 Delivers a message to the Russians about free enterprise |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... |
Angela Bradleigh#2
Commentary on the Super Bowl |
| Jim Belushi |
Air Horn CommentaryMovie etiquette |