| Cold Opening | Inauguration |
| Sketch | Super Sunday |
| Sketch | Scalper |
| Show | In Praise of Women |
| Sketch | The Flaming Parrot |
| Sketch | Good Cop, Bad Cop |
| Musical Performance | "Caribbean Queen" |
| Sketch | Mental Hospital |
| Musical Performance | "Loverboy" |
| Sketch | Scalper |
| Jim Belushi | ... | spectator |
| Mary Gross | ... | Kay |
| Rich Hall | ... | spectator |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | spectator |
| Andy Breckman | ... | spectator |
| Rob Riley | ... | spectator |
| Show | In Praise of Women |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers
Report on her poll of men and sexual intercourse |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Delivers a message to the Russians about free enterprise |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... |
Angela Bradleigh
Commentary on the Super Bowl |
| Jim Belushi |
Air Horn CommentaryMovie etiquette |
| Sketch | Good Cop, Bad Cop |
| Jim Belushi | ... | DeBoney |
| Rich Hall | ... | Stevens |
| Martin Short | ... | Lawrence Orbach |
| Sketch | Mental Hospital |
| Mary Gross | ... | Chi-Chi |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patient |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Consuela |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | nurse |
| Andy Breckman | ... | patient |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | patient |
| Saturday Night News |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... |
Angela Bradleigh
Commentary on the Super Bowl |
| Show | In Praise of Women |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers
Report on her poll of men and sexual intercourse |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Delivers a message to the Russians about free enterprise |
| Sketch | Scalper |
| Roy Scheider | ... | Glenn |
| Edd Hall | ... | scalper |
| Jim Belushi | ... | spectator |
| Mary Gross | ... | Kay |
| Rich Hall | ... | spectator |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | spectator |
| Andy Breckman | ... | spectator |
| Rob Riley | ... | spectator |
| Show | In Praise of Women |
| Saturday Night News |
| Christopher Guest | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Ann Landers
Report on her poll of men and sexual intercourse |
| Rich Hall | ... |
Paul Harvey
Delivers a message to the Russians about free enterprise |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... |
Angela Bradleigh
Commentary on the Super Bowl |
| Jim Belushi |
Air Horn CommentaryMovie etiquette |
| Sketch | Good Cop, Bad Cop |
| Roy Scheider | ... | lieutenant |
| Jim Belushi | ... | DeBoney |
| Rich Hall | ... | Stevens |
| Martin Short | ... | Lawrence Orbach |
| Sketch | Mental Hospital |
| Mary Gross | ... | Chi-Chi |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | patient |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Consuela |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | nurse |
| Andy Breckman | ... | patient |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | patient |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roy Scheider | 4 | ||||
| Billy Ocean | 2 | ||||
| Steven Wright | 1 | ||||
| Edd Hall | 2 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 3 | ||||
| Billy Crystal | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Christopher Guest | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rich Hall | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Martin Short | 1 | 1 | |||
| Pamela Stephenson | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Andy Breckman | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Kelton | 1 | ||||
| Rob Riley | 1 | ||||
| 39 | 6 | 7 | 1 |