| Aired: | 11.17.1984 (6 / 15) |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Johnny (voice) |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | Señor Wences |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Julio Iglesias |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Diana Ross |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Martin Short | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |