| Ed Asner | ... | Lou Grant |
| Jim Belushi | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Ted |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Murray |
| Rich Hall | ... | soldier |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rhoda |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Georgette |
| Ed Asner |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Mr. Herwitz |
| Rich Hall | ... | Virgil |
| Ed Asner | ... | Mr. Wilson |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Ed's father |
| Martin Short | ... | Ed Grimley |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Mrs. Wilson |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson |
| Mary Gross | ... | Alfalfa |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Johnny (voice) |
| Kevin Kelton | ... | Señor Wences |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Julio Iglesias |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Diana Ross |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Martin Short | ... | Mick Jagger |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Ricky |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Tippi Turtle (voice) |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | man (voice) |
| Ed Asner | ||
| Rich Hall | ... | Paul Harvey |
| Pamela Stephenson |
| The Kinks |
| Ed Asner | ... | Ray Owens |
| Andy Breckman | ... | employee |
| Mary Gross | ... | waitress |
| Rich Hall | ... | employee |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Steve |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ann |
| Jim Belushi | ||
| Frederick Koehler | ... | Robert James |
| The Kinks |
| Ed Asner | ... | Peter Pan |
| Mary Gross | ... | Wendy |
| Total Roles | Characters | Impressions | Voices | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ed Asner | 6 | |||
| The Kinks | 2 | |||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | ||
| Andy Breckman | 1 | |||
| Billy Crystal | 3 | 2 | ||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | ||
| Christopher Guest | 3 | 1 | 2 | |
| Rich Hall | 4 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Kelton | 1 | 1 | ||
| Frederick Koehler | 1 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | 1 | 1 | |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | 1 | ||
| Harry Shearer | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Martin Short | 3 | 2 | 1 | |
| Pamela Stephenson | 4 | 1 | ||
| 43 | 6 | 8 | 4 |