November 17, 1984#1
| Cold Opening | Syndication |
| Ed Asner | ... | Lou Grant |
| Jim Belushi | ... | soldier |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Ted Live |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Richards |
| Christopher Guest | ... | Murray |
| Rich Hall | ... | soldier |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | soldier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Rhoda |
| Pamela Stephenson | ... | Georgette |