| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch | Ski Date |
| Miscellaneous | Who Do You Hate? |
| Musical Performance | "Never Too Much" |
| Sketch | The Mild One |
| Film | Fracas |
| Sketch | Flying |
| Musical Performance | "A House Is Not A Home" |
| Sketch | Melina's Cafe |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | secretary |
| Mary Gross | ... | vice president |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | applicant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro McLean Stevenson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Rodney Dangerfield |
| Tony Rosato | ... | president |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Alan Alda |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Neil Levy | ... | violinist |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guitarist |
| Christine Ebersole |
Voice Traffic report | |
| Joe Piscopo |
| Sketch |
| Robin Duke | ... | Esther |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Helen Waterling |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Moe Laub |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Harry Schliemer |
| Sketch | The Mild One |
| Robin Duke | ... | waitress |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | patron |
| Mary Gross | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Harry |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Willie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Steve |
| Tony Rosato | ... | biker |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Melina's Cafe |
| Robin Duke | ... | Melina |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Anthony Mikalounos |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Cold Opening | Backstage |
| Sketch |
| Bruce Dern | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ... | secretary |
| Mary Gross | ... | vice president |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | applicant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro McLean Stevenson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Rodney Dangerfield |
| Tony Rosato | ... | president |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Alan Alda |
| Musical Performance | "Never Too Much" |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Neil Levy | ... | violinist |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guitarist |
| Christine Ebersole |
Voice Traffic report | |
| Joe Piscopo |
| Sketch |
| Robin Duke | ... | Esther |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Helen Waterling |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Moe Laub |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Harry Schliemer |
| Sketch | The Mild One |
| Bruce Dern | ... | biker |
| Robin Duke | ... | waitress |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | patron |
| Mary Gross | ... | patron |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Harry |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Willie |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Steve |
| Tony Rosato | ... | biker |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Flying |
| Bruce Dern | ... | Bob |
| Robin Duke | ... | passenger |
| Mary Gross | ... | passenger |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Dougie |
| Musical Performance | "A House Is Not A Home" |
| Sketch | Melina's Cafe |
| Robin Duke | ... | Melina |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Anthony Mikalounos |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bruce Dern | 6 | ||||
| Luther Vandross | 2 | ||||
| Nathaniel Adderley Jr. | 2 | ||||
| Yogi Horton | 2 | ||||
| Peter Filichia | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 4 | ||||
| Christine Ebersole | 5 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 6 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tony Rosato | 5 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 2 | 2 | |||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 2 | ||||
| Marcus Miller | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 3 | 3 |