| Sketch |
| Bruce Dern | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ... | secretary |
| Mary Gross | ... | vice president |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | applicant |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro McLean Stevenson |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Bizarro Rodney Dangerfield |
| Tony Rosato | ... | president |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Bizarro Alan Alda |
♬Harry Lubin - "Paranormal"