| Cold Opening | CBS Evening News |
| Sketch | African Tour |
| Musical Performance | "You Make My Dreams" |
| Sketch | Joseph Papp Auditions |
| Musical Performance | "I Can't Go For That" |
| Sketch | Girls to Women |
| Musical Performance | "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" |
| Cold Opening | CBS Evening News |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dan Rather |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | director |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | African Tour |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Bruno |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mungambi Kataba |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Pope John Paul II |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Father Bernard |
| Mel Brandt | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... | Ed Asner |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Herpes |
| Eddie Murphy | ... |
student Commentary on bringing a gun to school |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsMagazines |
| Sketch | Joseph Papp Auditions |
| Robin Duke | ... | Patti Tearse |
| Mary Gross | ... | housekeeper |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | hostage |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Rubin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Captain D'Angelo |
| Tony Rosato | ... | officer |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | surgeon |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | surgeon |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | surgeon |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Marvin |
| Tony Rosato | ... | surgeon |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | patient |
| Sketch | Girls to Women |
| Robin Duke | ... | girl |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | girl |
| Mary Gross | ... | Katie |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Dennis Connor |
| Cold Opening | CBS Evening News |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Dan Rather#5 |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | director |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Elizabeth Ashley | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Shelley Winters#1 |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Britt Ekland |
| Mary Gross | ... | Harriet Nelson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Michael Nash#1 |
♬Nelson Riddle - "Lolita Ya Ya"
| Sketch | African Tour |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Father Bruno |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Mungambi Kataba |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Pope John Paul II |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Father Bernard |
| Mel Brandt | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... | Ed Asner |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#1
Herpes |
| Eddie Murphy | ... |
student Commentary on bringing a gun to school |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsMagazines |
| Sketch | Joseph Papp Auditions |
| Elizabeth Ashley | ... | Shelley |
| Joseph Papp | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | Patti Tearse |
| Mary Gross | ... | housekeeper |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | hostage |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Rubin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Captain D'Angelo |
| Tony Rosato | ... | officer |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | surgeon |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | surgeon |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | surgeon |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Marvin |
| Tony Rosato | ... | surgeon |
| Barry W. Blaustein | ... | patient |
| Sketch | Girls to Women |
| Elizabeth Ashley | ... | girl |
| Robin Duke | ... | girl |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | girl |
| Mary Gross | ... | Katie |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Dennis Connor |
♬Neil Sedaka - "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elizabeth Ashley | 4 | ||||
| Daryl Hall | 3 | ||||
| John Oates | 3 | ||||
| Harry Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Joseph Papp | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 5 | 2 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 4 | ||||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tony Rosato | 5 | 1 | |||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Barry W. Blaustein | 1 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 3 | 3 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 3 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 3 | ||||
| 54 | 2 | 6 | 3 |