| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| Show | Poetry Corner |
| Sketch | The Lou Grant Show |
| Musical Performance | "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Miscellaneous | Inside Story |
| Musical Performance | "One Night Only" |
| Sketch | Mafia Name Giver |
| Film | Super Bowl to Saturday Night Live |
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ken Anderson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Forrest Gregg |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Archie Griffin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | player |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Anton Burgershoff Sconovoski |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | patron |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | patron |
| Mary Gross | ... | patron |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Sketch | The Lou Grant Show |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Rossy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Billie |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Richards |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Lou Grant |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... |
Carmen Forgione Commentary on the Dozier rescue |
| Mary Gross |
Explanation of why rodeo animals buck |
| Show |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Buckwheat |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Robert Keeshan |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mafia Name Giver |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Don De Pollo |
| Robin Duke | ... | Maria |
| Mary Gross | ... | Angelina |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Tino Quinsana |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nick |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Vito Bazulo |
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| John Madden | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Ken Anderson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Forrest Gregg |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Archie Griffin |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | player |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Anton Burgershoff Sconovoski |
| Commercial |
| John Madden | ... | patron |
| Marv Throneberry | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | patron |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | patron |
| Mary Gross | ... | patron |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Sketch | The Lou Grant Show |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Rossy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Billie |
| Mary Gross | ... | Mary Richards |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Lou Grant |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... |
Carmen Forgione Commentary on the Dozier rescue |
| Mary Gross |
Explanation of why rodeo animals buck |
| Show |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Buckwheat |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Robert Keeshan |
| Mel Brandt | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mafia Name Giver |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Don De Pollo |
| Robin Duke | ... | Maria |
| Mary Gross | ... | Angelina |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Tino Quinsana |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nick |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Vito Bazulo |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Madden | 6 | ||||
| Jennifer Holliday | 2 | ||||
| Andy Kaufman | 1 | ||||
| Marv Throneberry | 2 | ||||
| Bob Zmuda | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brent Musburger | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 3 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 4 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 2 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
| Tony Rosato | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mel Brandt | 2 | 2 | |||
| Ronnie Cuber | 1 | ||||
| Neil Jason | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Chris Palmaro | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| David Spinozza | 1 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 6 | 8 | 4 |