February 14, 1981#11
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Gail Matthius | ||
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... |
Atkinson Peabody III /Reagan philosopher Explains that there are no poor people in the country |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Polish ambassador |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsBoxing | |
| Marc Weiner | ... | Wendula |