| Sketch | Tommy Torture |
| Ray Sharkey | ... | Tommy Torture |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Debbie |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | club owner |
| Tom Malone | ... | band member |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Vickie |
| Elliott Randall | ... | band member |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Mario Morelli |
| Patrick Weathers | ... | waiter |
| Buddy Williams | ... | band member |