| Cold Opening | Bedroom |
| Sketch | White House |
| Sketch | Billy-Gram |
| Film | Foot Fetish |
| Musical Performance | "Mister Softee" |
| Show | At One With... |
| Film | Heart To Heart |
| Sketch | Date |
| Sketch | The Accordion Killer |
| Musical Performance | "Grace of God" |
| Film | Gidgette Goes To Hell |
| Cold Opening | Bedroom |
| Sketch | White House |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket |
Report on John Lennon and Yoko Ono from The Dakota | |
| Gail Matthius |
Report from the White House gate | |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | John Anderson |
| Denny Dillon | ... | campaigner |
| Liz Welch | ... | campaigner |
| Kenny Vance | ... | campaigner |
| Mary Pat Kelly | ... | campaigner |
| Neil Levy | ... | photographer |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... |
Barry Grosscup Believes that Reagan is already dead |
| Show |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | referee |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Charles Rocket | ... | James Walker |
| Neil Levy | ... | photographer |
| Sketch | The Accordion Killer |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | officer |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Gail |
| Ann Risley | ... | Susan |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Chuck LeVinto |
| Sketch | White House |
| Cold Opening | Bedroom |
| Sketch | White House |
| Sketch | Billy-Gram |
| Elliott Gould | ... | boyfriend |
| Ann Risley | ... | girlfriend |
| Charles Rocket | ... | delivery man |
| Film | Foot Fetish |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket |
Report on John Lennon and Yoko Ono from The Dakota | |
| Gail Matthius |
Report from the White House gate | |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | John Anderson |
| Andy Murphy | ... | police officer |
| Denny Dillon | ... | campaigner |
| Liz Welch | ... | campaigner |
| Kenny Vance | ... | campaigner |
| Mary Pat Kelly | ... | campaigner |
| Neil Levy | ... | photographer |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... |
Barry Grosscup Believes that Reagan is already dead |
| Show | At One With... |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Tom Morris |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Sergeant Steve Brick |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Corporal Peter Thomas |
| Show |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Scottie Bockman |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | referee |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Charles Rocket | ... | James Walker |
| Neil Levy | ... | photographer |
| Wendie Malick | ... | model |
| Andy Murphy | ... | coach |
| Sketch | The Accordion Killer |
| Elliott Gould | ... | officer |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | officer |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Gail |
| Ann Risley | ... | Susan |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Chuck LeVinto |
| Film | Gidgette Goes To Hell |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elliott Gould | 8 | ||||
| Kid Creole & The Coconuts | 2 | ||||
| Denny Dillon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gilbert Gottfried | 5 | 1 | |||
| Gail Matthius | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ann Risley | 5 | 1 | |||
| Charles Rocket | 6 | ||||
| Mary Pat Kelly | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Kriegman | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kenny Vance | 1 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Wendie Malick | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 53 | 3 | 4 | 2 |