| Cold Opening | Electric Chair |
| Show | Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom In Search of the Negro Republican |
| Sketch | Serf City |
| Sketch | White House |
| Film | Showdown |
| Musical Performance | "Hot Head" |
| Sketch | Gothic Novel Shop |
| Miscellaneous | The 100 Years War |
| Show | The Leather Weather Report |
| Sketch | Commie Hunting Season |
| Sketch | Royal Strippers |
| Musical Performance | "Ashtray Heart" |
| Film | Someone Is Hiding In My Apartment |
| Show | The Wine Cellar |
| Cold Opening | Electric Chair |
| Denny Dillon | ... | mother |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | prisoner Live |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | executioner |
| Charles Rocket | ... | priest |
| Show | Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom In Search of the Negro Republican |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jim Fowler |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Marlin Perkins |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | guest |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Serf City |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Moondoggy |
| Ann Risley | ... | Bingo |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Lord Jack |
| Neil Levy | ... | serf |
| Sketch | White House |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Denny Dillon | ... | Yoko Ono |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsWelterweight championship | |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... |
Dr. Murray Abromowitz /psychotherapist Response to last week's show |
| Sketch | Commie Hunting Season |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | hunter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jim Bob |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Uncle Lester |
| Sketch | Royal Strippers |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Dr. Woofta |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | old lady |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Carl XVI Gustaf |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Prince Charles |
| Show | Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom In Search of the Negro Republican |
| Sketch | White House |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Amy Carter#2 |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan#1 |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan#1 |
| Cold Opening | Electric Chair |
| Denny Dillon | ... | mother |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | prisoner Live |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | executioner |
| Charles Rocket | ... | priest |
| Andy Murphy | ... | bailiff |
| Show | Mutually Omaha's Wild Kingdom In Search of the Negro Republican |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jim Fowler |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Marlin Perkins |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | guest |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | guest |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Serf City |
| Malcolm McDowell | ... | Earl |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Moondoggy |
| Ann Risley | ... | Bingo |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Lord Jack |
| Neil Levy | ... | serf |
♬The Rip Chords - "Surf City"
| Sketch | White House |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Amy Carter#2 |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Nancy Reagan#1 |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Ronald Reagan#1 |
| Commercial |
| Malcolm McDowell | ... | Alex de Large |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Showdown |
| Weekend Update |
| Charles Rocket | ||
| Malcolm McDowell | ... | John Lennon |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Yoko Ono |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsWelterweight championship | |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... |
Dr. Murray Abromowitz /psychotherapist Response to last week's show |
| Sketch | Commie Hunting Season |
| Malcolm McDowell | ... | governor |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | hunter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jim Bob |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Uncle Lester |
| Andy Murphy | ... | hunter |
| Sketch | Royal Strippers |
| Malcolm McDowell | ... | Dame Lydia Snoot |
| Denny Dillon | ... | Dr. Woofta |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | old lady |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Carl XVI Gustaf |
| Charles Rocket | ... | Prince Charles |
| Musical Performance | "Ashtray Heart" |
⁕An audience member shouts "shit" at the end of this performance.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Malcolm McDowell | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band | 2 | ||||
| Denny Dillon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Gilbert Gottfried | 5 | ||||
| Gail Matthius | 2 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 5 | 2 | |||
| Ann Risley | 2 | ||||
| Charles Rocket | 9 | 3 | |||
| Mitchell Kriegman | 1 | ||||
| Matthew Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 5 | 5 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| 50 | 9 | 6 |