| Cold Opening | London Remote |
| Show | Real Incredible People |
| Sketch | Thugs |
| Musical Performance | "All-Night Television" |
| Sketch | The Hominids |
| Miscellaneous | London Remote |
| Musical Performance | "Coming Up" |
| Sketch | Reagan Dinner |
| Sketch | Deer Crossing |
| Cold Opening | London Remote |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Real Incredible People |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lucia Newell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Willis Gaston |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob Lylo |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Marsha Craven |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Amelia Kane |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Buddy Bishop |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gammill | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | audience member |
| Akira Yoshimura |
| Sketch | Thugs |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sadie |
| Bill Murray | ... | Franklin |
| Laraine Newman | ... | tenant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ruth |
| Harry Shearer | ... | tenant |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report from London |
| Sketch | The Hominids |
| Garrett Morris | ... | caveman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Okna |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Weena |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cavewoman |
| Tom Davis | ... | narrator Voice |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | caveman |
| Al Franken | ... | caveman |
| Sketch | Reagan Dinner |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niles |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Stephanie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | waiter |
| Tom Gammill | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Deer Crossing |
| Jane Curtin | ... | motorist Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | cow |
| Bill Murray | ... | deer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | deer |
| Tom Davis | ... | deer |
| Al Franken | ... | motorist Voice |
| Cold Opening | London Remote |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Real Incredible People |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chet Napes |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lucia Newell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Willis Gaston |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bob Lylo |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Marsha Craven |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Amelia Kane |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Buddy Bishop |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Tom Gammill | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | audience member |
| Akira Yoshimura |
| Sketch | Thugs |
| Steve Martin | ... | Phillip |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sadie |
| Bill Murray | ... | Franklin |
| Laraine Newman | ... | tenant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ruth |
| Harry Shearer | ... | tenant |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Report from London |
| Sketch | The Hominids |
| Steve Martin | ... | caveman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | caveman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Okna |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Weena |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cavewoman |
| Tom Davis | ... | narrator Voice |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | caveman |
| Al Franken | ... | caveman |
| Miscellaneous | London Remote |
| Linda McCartney | ||
| Paul McCartney | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Reagan Dinner |
| Steve Martin | ... | Ed |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niles |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Stephanie |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | waiter |
| Tom Gammill | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Deer Crossing |
| Steve Martin | ... | deer |
| Jane Curtin | ... | motorist Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | cow |
| Bill Murray | ... | deer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | deer |
| Tom Davis | ... | deer |
| Al Franken | ... | motorist Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 6 | ||||
| 3-D | 1 | ||||
| Linda McCartney | 2 | ||||
| Paul McCartney | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 6 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Peter Aykroyd | |||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | 3 | 3 | |||
| Tom Schiller | |||||
| Paul Shaffer | |||||
| Alan Zweibel | |||||
| Tom Gammill | 2 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 3 | 2 | 7 |