| Cold Opening | Rancho Houso |
| Musical Performance | "Broken English" |
| Game Show | You Can't Win! |
| Show | Speaking of Fashion ...and other things |
| Musical Performance | "Guilt" |
| Film | Linden Palmer, Hollywood's Forgotten Director |
| Sketch | The Talking Letter |
| Musical Performance | "16 Tons" |
| Cold Opening | Rancho Houso |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Al Franken | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pre-Chew Charlie |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Gammill | ... | patron |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Miss Hathaway |
| Tom Davis | ... | congressman |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | FBI agent |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mudhad Asad |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Fatima Asad |
| Don Novello | ... | Abdul Asad |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Granny |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Commentary on drafting women Happy Birthday SongWashington & Lincoln | |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Gary Leonard Still |
| Game Show | You Can't Win! |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Carol |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Haywood Jones |
| Bill Murray | ... | Woodward Parker |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Linda Martino |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Janice |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Show | Speaking of Fashion ...and other things |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | model |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Blackwell |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | model |
| Nils Nichols | ... | model |
| Sketch | The Talking Letter |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Bill Murray | ... | Fred |
| Laraine Newman | ... | mother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | butler |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | tribesman |
| Sketch |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Miss Hathaway |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mudhad Asad |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Fatima Asad |
| Don Novello | ... | Abdul Asad |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Granny |
| Cold Opening | Rancho Houso |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Al Franken | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Cold Opening | Rancho Houso |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Al Franken | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chevy Chase | ... | waiter |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Pre-Chew Charlie |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Gammill | ... | patron |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Max Pross | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch |
| Chevy Chase | ... | FBI agent |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Miss Hathaway |
| Tom Davis | ... | congressman |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | FBI agent |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mudhad Asad |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Fatima Asad |
| Don Novello | ... | Abdul Asad |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Granny |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray |
Commentary on drafting women Happy Birthday SongWashington & Lincoln | |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Gary Leonard Still |
| Game Show | You Can't Win! |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Dick Baxter |
| Bert Convy | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | Carol |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Haywood Jones |
| Bill Murray | ... | Woodward Parker |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Linda Martino |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Janice |
| Don Pardo | Voice |
| Show | Speaking of Fashion ...and other things |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | model |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Mr. Blackwell |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | model |
| Nils Nichols | ... | model |
| Film | Linden Palmer, Hollywood's Forgotten Director |
| Sketch | The Talking Letter |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Bill Murray | ... | Fred |
| Laraine Newman | ... | mother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | butler |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | tribesman |
| Musical Performance | "16 Tons" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chevy Chase | 7 | 1 | |||
| Marianne Faithfull | 2 | ||||
| Tom Scott | 1 | ||||
| Bert Convy | 1 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | |||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Gammill | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Marcus Miller | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| David Sanborn | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Georg Wadenius | 3 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 1 |