| Sketch | The Black Shadow |
| Bill Russell | ... | Curtis Lewis |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | player |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Crane |
| Tom Davis | ... | player |
| Al Franken | ... | player |
| Tom Gammill | ... | player |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | player |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mrs. Lewis |
| Bill Murray | ... | player |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | student |
| Nils Nichols | ... | player |
| Max Pross | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | student |
| Harry Shearer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Liz Welch | ... | student |