| Aired: | 11.03.1979 (3 / 15) |
| Ed Herlihy | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | recorded lament (voice) |
| Garrett Morris | ... | recorded lament (voice) |
| Bill Murray | ... | recorded lament (voice) |
| Laraine Newman | ... | recorded lament (voice) |
| Sarah Paley | ... | mourner |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | corpse |