| Cold Opening | Chicago |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Gallagher |
| John Belushi | ... | Jimmy Hoffa Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jane Byrne /caller Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dick Lanky#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pam Karinski /caller Voice |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | technician |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
♬The Irish Rovers - "The Unicorn"