| Aired: | 03.17.1979 (1 / 13) |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Gallagher |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Jimmy Hoffa |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jane Byrne, caller (voice) |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Dick Lanky |
| Nil Nichols | ... | technician |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pam Karinski, caller (voice) |
| Liz Welch | ... | patron |