| Cold Opening | NBC Chimes |
| Musical Performance | "Beast of Burden", "Respectable", "Shattered" |
| Film | Sushi By The Pool |
| Sketch | A Framework for the Reunion of The Beatles |
| Cold Opening | NBC Chimes |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | singer |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | singer |
| Bob Cranshaw | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Bert Jones | ||
| Steve Jordan | ||
| Tom Malone | ||
| Lou Marini | ||
| Alan P. Rubin | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ||
| Mauricio Smith |
| Sketch | Nerds / Norge |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | repairman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waitress |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray |
Point/CounterpointEqual Rights Amendment | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | A Framework for the Reunion of The Beatles |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| John Belushi | ... | John Lennon |
| Bill Murray | ... | Paul McCartney |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite Voice |
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dave Mable |
| John Belushi | ... | Hare Krishna |
| Bill Murray | ... | General Bardoto P. |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Dr. Cheetah R. |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Maureen |
| Tom Davis | ... | general |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Nerds / Norge |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Sketch | A Framework for the Reunion of The Beatles |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| John Belushi | ... | John Lennon |
| Bill Murray | ... | Paul McCartney |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite Voice |
| Cold Opening | NBC Chimes |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | singer |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | singer |
| Bob Cranshaw | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | ||
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Bert Jones | ||
| Steve Jordan | ||
| Tom Malone | ||
| Lou Marini | ||
| Alan P. Rubin | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ||
| Mauricio Smith |
| Sketch | Nerds / Norge |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | repairman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Sketch |
| Charlie Watts | ||
| Ron Wood | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waitress |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Olympia Cafe customer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray |
Point/CounterpointEqual Rights Amendment | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | A Framework for the Reunion of The Beatles |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| John Belushi | ... | John Lennon |
| Bill Murray | ... | Paul McCartney |
| Bill Murray | ... | Walter Cronkite Voice |
♬The Beatles - "The End"
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dave Mable |
| John Belushi | ... | Hare Krishna |
| Bill Murray | ... | General Bardoto P. |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Dr. Cheetah R. |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Maureen |
| Tom Davis | ... | general |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Russ Banham | ... | guard |
| Matt Craven | ... | guard |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mick Jagger | 1 | ||||
| The Rolling Stones | 1 | ||||
| Charlie Watts | 1 | ||||
| Ron Wood | 1 | ||||
| Ed Koch | 1 | ||||
| Desi Arnaz Jr. | 1 | ||||
| Carrie Fisher | 1 | ||||
| Hal Holbrook | 1 | ||||
| Steven Keats | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 7 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| Laraine Newman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 3 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Russ Banham | 1 | ||||
| Matt Craven | 1 | ||||
| 64 | 11 | 5 | 4 |