| Cold Opening | An Oval Office |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Musical Performance | "Running On Empty" |
| Sketch | Mike McMack, Defense Lawyer |
| Sketch | Keypunch Confession |
| Musical Performance | "The Pretender" |
| Cold Opening | An Oval Office |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Bert Lance |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on her trip to China | |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"The Deep" | |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| John Belushi |
Report on his trip to Mexico |
| Sketch | Mike McMack, Defense Lawyer |
| John Belushi | ... | judge |
| Tom Davis | ... | bailiff |
| Garrett Morris | ... | rapist |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ms. Kazurski |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Keypunch Confession |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | priest |
| Garrett Morris | ... | confessor |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | confessor |
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | contestant |
| John Belushi | ... | contestant |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Anita Bryant |
| Tom Davis | ... | Brad Gutner |
| Jim Downey | ... | contestant |
| Al Franken | ... | Lyle Cadonia |
| Garrett Morris | ... | contestant |
| Bill Murray | ... | contestant |
| Tom Schiller | ... | contestant |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | contestant |
| Neil Levy | ... | contestant |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | assistant |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | contestant |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Cold Opening | An Oval Office |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Bert Lance |
| Cold Opening | An Oval Office |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Bert Lance |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Lynn |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Barb |
| Weekend Update |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on her trip to China | |
| Bill Murray |
Stargazer Review"The Deep" | |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| John Belushi |
Report on his trip to Mexico |
| Sketch | Mike McMack, Defense Lawyer |
| Steve Martin | ... | Mike McMack |
| John Belushi | ... | judge |
| Tom Davis | ... | bailiff |
| Garrett Morris | ... | rapist |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ms. Kazurski |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | juror |
| Sketch | Keypunch Confession |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | priest |
| Garrett Morris | ... | confessor |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | confessor |
| Show |
| Steve Martin | ... | Craig Rasmussen |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | contestant |
| John Belushi | ... | contestant |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Anita Bryant |
| Tom Davis | ... | Brad Gutner |
| Jim Downey | ... | contestant |
| Al Franken | ... | Lyle Cadonia |
| Garrett Morris | ... | contestant |
| Bill Murray | ... | contestant |
| Tom Schiller | ... | contestant |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | contestant |
| Neil Levy | ... | contestant |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | assistant |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | contestant |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jackson Browne | 2 | ||||
| The Section | 2 | ||||
| Rosemary Butler | 2 | ||||
| David Lindley | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Elliott Randall | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 2 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 67 | 2 | 4 | 4 |