| Cold Opening | A Fireside Chat |
| Musical Performance | "Right Time of the Night" |
| Sketch | Rhonda's Bridal Shower |
| Film | Dog In Bed |
| Musical Performance | "The Performer" |
| Sketch | Lucky Lindy |
| Musical Performance | "Departure Lounge" |
| Miscellaneous | Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
| Cold Opening | A Fireside Chat |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lillian Carter Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Samurai B.M.O.C. “Big Man On Campus” |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jamal |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Right Time of the Night" |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead |
| John Belushi | ... | Kuldroth |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mentuk |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead |
| Sketch | Rhonda's Bridal Shower |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Barbara |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Joycey |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rhonda Weiss |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Rachel |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | guest |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Eileen Freelander |
| Musical Performance | "The Performer" |
| Musical Performance | "Departure Lounge" |
| Miscellaneous | Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ... | jockey Voice |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Seattle Slew Voice |
| Bella Abzug |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead#5 |
| John Belushi | ... | Kuldroth#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead#5 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead#5 |
| Cold Opening | A Fireside Chat |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#15 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lillian Carter#1 Live |
| Cold Opening | A Fireside Chat |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#15 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Rosalynn Carter#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lillian Carter#1 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Samurai B.M.O.C. “Big Man On Campus” |
| Buck Henry | ... | Dean Bynam |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba#10 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Jamal |
| Gilda Radner | ... | secretary |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Right Time of the Night" |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | Richard Calarski |
| Bill Murray | ... | Richard Herkiman#1 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jane Herkiman#1 |
| Sketch |
| Buck Henry | ... | Dr. Ray Bondish |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead#5 |
| John Belushi | ... | Kuldroth#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead#5 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mentuk |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead#5 |
♬Dick Jacobs & His Orchestra - "It Came from Outer Space"
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Chevy Chase | ... | jockey Voice |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Seattle Slew Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Emily Litella#22 |
| Bella Abzug | ||
| Buck Henry |
Presents a journalist award to Jane |
| Sketch | Rhonda's Bridal Shower |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Barbara#2 |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Joycey |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Rhonda Weiss#5 |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Rachel |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | guest |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | Eileen Freelander |
| Lynn Goldsmith | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Buck Henry | ... | Dr. Richard Dalton |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Francine |
| Film | Dog In Bed |
| Musical Performance | "The Performer" |
| Sketch | Lucky Lindy |
| Buck Henry | ... | Charles Lindbergh |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark#5 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Departure Lounge" |
| Miscellaneous | Mormon Tabernacle Choir |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 8 | 1 | |||
| Kenny Vance | 2 | ||||
| Jennifer Warnes | 1 | ||||
| Bella Abzug | 1 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Arnold McCuller | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| John Belushi | 3 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 2 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 2 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Edie Baskin | 1 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 4 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 3 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 3 | ||||
| David Lasley | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 2 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Emily Prager | 1 | ||||
| Karen Roston | 2 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 3 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 4 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Lynn Goldsmith | 2 | ||||
| 96 | 11 | 4 | 6 |