| Weekend Update |
| Buck Henry | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Moon Landrieu |
Gives Garrett the combination to the city | |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on Mardi Gras traditions | |
| John Belushi | ... | reveler |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Report on the liver boat |
| Bill Murray | ... | Captain Devero Boyee |