| Cold Opening | Patty Hearst at Home |
| Miscellaneous | Jimmy Carter |
| Musical Performance | "I'm The Slime" |
| Musical Performance | "Lagoon" |
| Sketch | The Killer Trees |
| Film | Diana Nyad |
| Miscellaneous | Gary Gilmore |
| Musical Performance | "Peaches & Regalia" |
| Cold Opening | Patty Hearst at Home |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Randolph Hearst |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | anchor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Catherine Campbell |
| Al Franken | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Franklin |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anne Hearst |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Patricia Hearst Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| John Belushi | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sam |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Louis |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Musical Performance | "I'm The Slime" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | Jane's husband |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... |
Ray Basalt Radioactive Fallout Report |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on collecting money for unisex |
| Musical Performance | "Lagoon" |
| Sketch | The Killer Trees |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | detective |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Rodriguez |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Sergeant Nagey |
| Neil Levy | ... | stagehand |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Gary Gilmore |
| Weekend Update |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on collecting money for unisex |
| Cold Opening | Patty Hearst at Home |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Randolph Hearst |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Catherine Campbell |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anne Hearst |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Patricia Hearst Live |
| Cold Opening | Patty Hearst at Home |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Randolph Hearst |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | anchor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Catherine Campbell |
| Al Franken | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Franklin |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anne Hearst |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Patricia Hearst Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Candice Bergen | ||
| John Belushi | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Sam |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Louis |
| Joe Dicso | ||
| Lorne Michaels |
| Musical Performance | "I'm The Slime" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | Jane's husband |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... |
Ray Basalt Radioactive Fallout Report |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on collecting money for unisex |
| Musical Performance | "Lagoon" |
| Sketch | The Killer Trees |
| Candice Bergen | ... | Ms. Vaveseur |
| Frank Zappa | ... | suspect |
| Chevy Chase | ... | tree Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | detective |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis |
| Garrett Morris | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Rodriguez |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Sergeant Nagey |
| Neil Levy | ... | stagehand |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Gary Gilmore |
| Musical Performance | "Peaches & Regalia" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candice Bergen | 7 | ||||
| Frank Zappa | 4 | ||||
| Diana Nyad | 1 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| John Belushi | 8 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Ronnie Cuber | 3 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Don Grolnick | 3 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 3 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 3 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 3 | ||||
| 80 | 4 | 5 | 7 |