| Cold Opening | The Real Chevy Chase |
| Sketch | Genetic Counselor |
| Sketch | AM-FM “KLOG Radio” |
| Miscellaneous | Eric's Song |
| Musical Performance | "You are So Beautiful" |
| Miscellaneous | Farewell |
| Miscellaneous | No Beatles |
| Film | The Rutles |
| Sketch | Behind The Lines |
| Miscellaneous | Eric's Song |
| Musical Performance | "Feelin' Alright" |
| Sketch | Dragnet |
| Film | Drag Racing Today |
| Musical Performance | "Foots" |
| Show | The Undersea World Of Jacques Cousteau |
| Miscellaneous | Talent Spot |
| Show | Cufflinks Of The Gods? |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | bee |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bee |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betty /nurse |
| Tom Davis | ... | bee |
| Neil Levy | ... | bee |
| Karen Roston | ... | patient |
| Tom Schiller | ... | bee |
| Howard Shore | ... | patient |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Jane Curtin |
Artist's RenderingMuhammad Ali vs. Ken Norton | |
| Garrett Morris |
Report on the circumcision of the statue of David | |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Rabbi Myi Pick |
| Tom Davis | ... | Johnny Carson Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Ames |
| Sketch | Behind The Lines |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | McKinley |
| John Belushi | ... | Nazi |
| Jane Curtin | ... | waitress |
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Nazi |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | Nazi |
| Neil Levy | ... | Nazi |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | Nazi |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nazi |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Howard Shore | ... | Nazi |
| Musical Performance | "Feelin' Alright" |
| Sketch | Dragnet |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Friday |
| John Belushi | ... | husband |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Harvey Goldblatt |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Gilda Radner | ... | police officer |
| Cold Opening | The Real Chevy Chase |
| Richard Belzer | ||
| Chevy Chase | Live Voice | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Genetic Counselor |
| Eric Idle | ... | Dr. T. Runyan |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Stolwry |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Stolwry |
| Sketch | AM-FM “KLOG Radio” |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | disc jockey |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Tony Orlando - "Candida"
♬Aerosmith - "Adam's Apple"
♬Cliff Richard - "Devil Woman"
♬Led Zeppelin - "Stairway to Heaven"
♬Walter Murphy - "A Fifth Of Beethoven"
| Sketch |
| Eric Idle | ... | bee |
| Richard Belzer | ... | bee |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | bee |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Jane Curtin | ... | nurse |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bee |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betty /nurse |
| Tom Davis | ... | bee |
| Neil Levy | ... | bee |
| Karen Roston | ... | patient |
| Tom Schiller | ... | bee |
| Howard Shore | ... | patient |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Jane Curtin |
Artist's RenderingMuhammad Ali vs. Ken Norton | |
| Garrett Morris |
Report on the circumcision of the statue of David | |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | Rabbi Myi Pick |
| Tom Davis | ... | Johnny Carson Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Ed Ames |
| Film | The Rutles |
| Eric Idle | ... | Dirk |
| Eric Idle | ... | narrator |
| David Battley | ... | Stig O'Hara |
| John Halsey | ... | Barry Wom |
| Neil Innes | ... | Ron Nasty#1 |
| Sketch | Behind The Lines |
| Eric Idle | ... | Henderson |
| Richard Belzer | ... | bartender |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | McKinley |
| John Belushi | ... | Nazi |
| Jane Curtin | ... | waitress |
| Laraine Newman | ... | singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Nazi |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | Nazi |
| Neil Levy | ... | Nazi |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | Nazi |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nazi |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |
| Howard Shore | ... | Nazi |
| Musical Performance | "Feelin' Alright" |
| Sketch | Dragnet |
| Eric Idle | ... | Saturday Morning |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Friday |
| John Belushi | ... | husband |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Harvey Goldblatt |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Gilda Radner | ... | police officer |
| Show | The Undersea World Of Jacques Cousteau |
| Eric Idle | ... | host |
| John Belushi | ... | Jacques Cousteau Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eric Idle | 11 | ||||
| Joe Cocker | 3 | ||||
| Stuff | 1 | ||||
| Richard Belzer | 3 | ||||
| Garry Trudeau | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| David Battley | 1 | ||||
| John Halsey | 1 | ||||
| Neil Innes | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 8 | ||||
| John Belushi | 8 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 6 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 3 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 89 | 2 | 5 | 8 |