| Cold Opening | Chevy In The Hospital |
| Film | Norman & Actors |
| Commercial | “Democrats Do It” |
| Musical Performance | "Lowdown" |
| Sketch | The Snakehandling O'Sheas |
| Miscellaneous | Next Week |
| Miscellaneous | Chevy's Girls |
| Film | Sight Gag |
| Sketch | Wife Abuse |
| Musical Performance | "What Can I Say" |
| Sketch | Peace Talks |
| Miscellaneous | Joke |
| Film | Spanish Peanuts |
| Musical Performance | "Lowdown" |
| Sketch | The Snakehandling O'Sheas |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Barney |
| John Belushi | ... | Clovis |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jane |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Mary Catherine of the Holy Oak |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Wyzkof |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Chevy's Girls |
| Film | Sight Gag |
| Musical Performance | "What Can I Say" |
| Sketch | Peace Talks |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ian Smith |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Joshua Nkomo |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter Voice |
| Sketch | Peace Talks |
| Film | Norman & Actors |
| Musical Performance | "Lowdown" |
| Sketch | The Snakehandling O'Sheas |
| Norman Lear | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Barney |
| John Belushi | ... | Clovis |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jane |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Mary Catherine of the Holy Oak |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Wyzkof |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Chevy's Girls |
| Commercial |
| Norman Lear | ... | husband |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Joseph Franklin#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Leroy Anderson - "The Syncopated Clock"
| Film | Sight Gag |
| Sketch | Wife Abuse |
| Norman Lear | ... | Mr. Zeker |
| John Belushi | ... | Mr. Shaughnessy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Kaufman |
| Musical Performance | "What Can I Say" |
| Sketch | Peace Talks |
| Norman Lear | ... | Charles W. Robinson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ian Smith |
| John Belushi | ... | Henry Kissinger#2 |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Joshua Nkomo |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Norman Lear | 8 | 1 | |||
| Boz Scaggs | 2 | ||||
| Eric Idle | 1 | ||||
| Kate Lear | 1 | ||||
| John Madrid | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parker | 2 | ||||
| Jeff Porcaro | 2 | ||||
| Steve Porcaro | 2 | ||||
| Jai Winding | 2 | ||||
| Bea Arthur | 1 | ||||
| Richard Crenna | 1 | ||||
| Sherman Helmsley | 1 | ||||
| Caroll O'Connor | 1 | ||||
| Bernadette Peters | 1 | ||||
| Isabel Sanford | 1 | ||||
| Jean Stapleton | 1 | ||||
| Nancy Walker | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Will Lee | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 3 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Elliott Randall | 2 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 3 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| 85 | 1 | 5 | 4 |