| Cold Opening | Presidential Candidates |
| Miscellaneous | Muppets Spot |
| Musical Performance | "All Over" |
| Show | The Claudine Longet Invitational |
| Miscellaneous | Next Show |
| Musical Performance | "Welcome Back" |
| Miscellaneous | Beatle Offer |
| Miscellaneous | Gilda's Equal Time |
| Film | Raquel |
| Musical Performance | "Two-Fisted Love" |
| Musical Performance | "Ain't Necessarily So" |
| Sketch | Muppet Trunk |
| Musical Performance | "All Over" |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Howard Hughes |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Skip Dixon |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Analysis of election survey | |
| Garrett Morris |
Interviews Baba Wawa about moving to ABC | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentarySongs about weather |
| Musical Performance | "Welcome Back" |
| Sketch | One Flew Over The Hornet's Nest |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Billy |
| John Belushi | ... | McMurphy |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Chief |
| Garrett Morris | ... | nurse |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman /Broccoli |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | bee |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bee |
| Musical Performance | "Two-Fisted Love" |
| Commercial |
| Chevy Chase | ... | pied piper |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Alvarez#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Alvarez#2 |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Joseph Franklin#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "All Over" |
| Sketch |
| Raquel Welch | ... | Jane Russell |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Howard Hughes |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Skip Dixon |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Analysis of election survey | |
| Garrett Morris |
Interviews Baba Wawa about moving to ABC | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa#1 |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentarySongs about weather |
| Miscellaneous |
| Raquel Welch | ... | Gore Vidal |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Colonial Williamsburg Fifes & Drums - "Mathew's Hornpipe / Norman Toy"
| Musical Performance | "Welcome Back" |
⁕John Sebastian says "Can I start again?" in response to microphone feedback on his first verse. He eventually stops the song and starts again from the beginning.
| Sketch | One Flew Over The Hornet's Nest |
| Raquel Welch | ... | Nurse Ratched |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Billy |
| John Belushi | ... | McMurphy |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Chief |
| Garrett Morris | ... | nurse |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman#1 /Broccoli |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | bee |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bee |
♬Jack Nitzsche - "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Opening Theme
| Musical Performance | "Two-Fisted Love" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Raquel Welch | 9 | 1 | |||
| John Sebastian | 1 | ||||
| Phoebe Snow | 3 | ||||
| Jim Henson's Muppets | 2 | ||||
| Hugh McCracken | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 5 | 2 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 7 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 3 | |||
| Bob Cranshaw | 4 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 2 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 4 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 5 | 4 | 5 |