| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from New Hampshire on the primary | |
| Tom Schiller |
Artist's RenderingPatricia Hearst trial | |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on a deaf penalty |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from New Hampshire on the primary | |
| Tom Schiller |
Artist's RenderingPatricia Hearst trial | |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on a deaf penalty |