A

A-Hole (Kristen Wiig)

A-Hole (Jason Sudeikis)

A.J.

Abdul Asad

Abe Scheinwald

actor (Bobby Moynihan)

actor (Fred Armisen)

actress (Abby Elliott)

actress (Nasim Pedrad)

actress (Nol Wells)

Adam Grossman

Addi "News Flash" Sweeney

Admiral Spaceship

adult film girl

Al Minkman

Alan "Sticks" McRae

Alfalfa

Althea

Amanda

ambassador's daughter

Amber

Amir

Anastasia Sticks

Andrew

Andy

Andy Grey

Angela Bradleigh

Angelo

Angie Tempura

animal nurse (Cecily Strong)

animal nurse (Kate McKinnon)

Anita

announcer (Will Forte)

announcer (Taran Killam)

Annoying Man

Anthony (Michael McKean)

Anthony (Kenan Thompson)

Anthony Crispino

Anthony Peter Coleman

Appreciante

April May June

Arianna

Arthur

Arthur Grayson

Artie

Ashley Ashley

Ass Dan

Astronaut Jones

Atlanta Horns member (Bobby Moynihan)

Atlanta Horns member (Jay Pharoah)

Audience McGee

Audrey Peart Dickman

Aunt Linda

Austin Vogelcheck

Azrael Abyss

B

B Fats

Baba Wawa

Babette

Baby K

Barb

Barbara

Barbara Birmingham

Barbara DeDrew

Baron Nocturna

Baudelaire

Becky

Bedelia

Bedelia's mother

Beertje Van Beers

Beev Algar

Beldar Conehead

Belinda

Bennett Brauer

best friend from growing up (Fred Armisen)

best friend from growing up (Vanessa Bayer)

Beth

Betty

Betty Caruso

Betty Widette

Beverly Gelfand

Biff

Bill

Bill Arnold

Bill Franklin

Bill McDonald

Bill Smith

Bill Swerski

Billiam

Billy Smith

Bishop Don "Mack" Donald

Bitch Fantastic

Blaire

Blizzard Man

Bob (I)

Bob (II)

Bob Swerski

Bob Waltman

Bob Widette

Bobbi Farber

Bobbi Mohan-Culp

Bobby Coultsman

Boston Powers

Brad (Dana Carvey)

Brad (Tim Meadows)

Brad Scheinwald

Brady Trunk

Brecky

Brenda Clark

Brian (Adam Sandler)

Brian (Chris Kattan)

Brian Fellow

Brian Welles

Britanica

Bruce Chandling

Brungilda

Buckwheat

Buddy Mills

Buddy Precisely

Buddy Young Jr.

The Buffalo

Buster Jenkins

C

Cabrini Green Jackson

Cajun Man

Candy Slice

Candy Sweeney

Canteen Boy

Captain Jim

Captain Montclaire Vanderhausen III

Captain Ned

Carl (Will Forte)

Carl (Tim Robinson)

Carl Wollarski

Carlo

Carmelo

Carol

Carol Halpin

Casey (Maya Rudolph)

Casey (Beck Bennett)

Cass Van Rye

Catherine

Cathy Anne

Cecil

celebrity photographer

Celeste

Chad

Charles Knerlman

Charli Coffee

Charlie Loomis

Cheryl Bryant

Chet Harper

Chi Chi

Chick Hazard

Chico Escuela

The Chief

Ching Change

Chloe

Choo Choo

Chris

Chris Fitzpatrick

Chris Garnett

Christy

Christy Christina

Christy Henderson

Chubb Hotty

Church Lady

Cinder Calhoun

Cindy

Cindy Crawford

Circe Nightshade

Clancy T. Bachleratt

Claudine Parker

Cliff

Clive Budgen

cocktail waitress (Rachel Dratch)

cocktail waitress (Tina Fey)

cocktail waitress (Amy Poehler)

cocktail waitress (Maya Rudolph)

Colleen Fernman

Colleen Rafferty

Collette Reardon

Colonel Nasty

Connie Carson

Connie Conehead

Consuela

The Continental

Cory Chisholm

councilor (Bobby Moynihan)

councilor (Cecily Strong)

Craig

Craig Buchanan

Craig Fenson

Craig Sundberg

crew member (Fred Armisen)

crew member (Will Forte)

Curtis

D

D.J. Dynasty Handbag

Dale

Dame Sarah Kensington

Dan

Dan Needler

Dana

dancing coach

dancing mascot

Daniel

Daniel Frye

Danny

Danny Hoover

Darla

Darnell Hayes

Dave

Dave Mable

David (Jon Lovitz)

David (Ben Affleck)

David "Beef Jelly" Winfield

David Clinger

David Larry

David Mack Wilson

David S. Pumpkins

Dawn Lazarus

Deana Nolan-Gray

Deandra Wells

Debbie

Debbie Doody

Debbie Downer

Debbie Wasserstein

Debette Goldry

Declan

Deenie

Deidre Nicks

Denise McDenna

Denise Pamillan

Denise Swerski

Denise Venetti

Dennis

Derek Gash

Derek Stevens

The Devil

Devin

Di

Diane Carbonal

Dick Clark's receptionist

Dick Lanky

Dieter

Dion

Diondre Cole

DJ Dimitrios

DJ Frontal Assault

DJ Sugar Shock

DJ Super Soak

Dominican Lou

Don

Don Keister

Don Wong

Donna Fingerneck

Donnie Bartalotti

Donny Gordon

Dooneese

Dorothy Winkster

Doug Butabi

Doug Whiner

Dr. Beamen

Dr. Jack Badofsky

Dr. Norma Hoeffering

Drinkin' Buddy

Drunk Girl

drunk salesman (Alec Baldwin)

drunk salesman (David Koechner)

drunk salesman (Mark McKinney)

drunk salesman (Tim Meadows)

Drunk Uncle

Dutch Plains

Dwayne Vogelcheck

Dwight MacNamara

E

E. Buzz Miller

Ed Grimley

Ed Mahoney

Ed Miles

Ed Vincent

Eddie

Eddie Spimozo

elevator fan (Dana Carvey)

elevator fan (Kevin Nealon)

elf (Kenan Thompson)

elf (Vanessa Bayer)

Elinda Nade

Elisa

Elizabeth

Elwood Blues

Emily De La Cruz

Emily Litella

Emma Lou Snyder

Enid Loopner

Ernie Hitchens

Eugene

Evan Grossman

Evelyn Quince

F

Fabio

Fagan

The Falconer

Fashid

Father Guido Sarducci

Father Timothy Owens

Fatima Asad

Fed Jones

Ferey Mhtar

Fericito

Flip Flop

floating head

Floyd Hunger

Fran Kerney

Francesca

Francis Jocko Leary Jr.

Francis Lively

Francois

Frank (Tim Kazurinsky)

Frank (Rob Schneider)

Frank Gannon

Frank Henderson

Frank Leary

Frankenstein

Frankie

Frankie Hilbert

Franz

French girl (Abby Elliott)

French girl (Nasim Pedrad)

Frida Santini

Froggy

Frondi

Fur Coat Rhonda

G

G-Dog

Gabe Fisher

Gail

Gail Lafferty

Garth

Garth Algar

Gary

Gary Loomis

Gary MacDonald

Gary's owner

Gator

Gavin Daly

gay guy from New Jersey

Gay Hitler

Gayle Gleason

Gemma

Gemma's boyfriend

Gene (Colin Quinn)

Gene (Kenan Thompson)

Gene Frenkle

Gene's wife

Georg Festrunk

George

Gerald Tibbins

Gerard

Gil

Gil Graham

Gilly

Ginger Attebury

Ginger Lee

Girl Watcher (Tom Hanks)

Girl Watcher (Jon Lovitz)

The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party

Giuseppe

Givindy

Gladys Stubbs

Glenda Goodwin

Glenn

Goat Boy

Gobi

Googie Rene

Goran "Funky Boy" Bogdan

Gordon Davis

Gracelynn Chisholm

Grady Wilson

Grand Master Rap

Granny

Grant Robinson Jr.

Greg

Greg Stink

Grumpy Old Man

Gumby

Gunner Olsen

Gunther Kelly

Gwen

H

Hamilton

Hank

Hank Fielding

Hank Gelfand

Hank Rippy

Hans

Hanukkah Harry

Harry Meyer

Harry Schliemer

Harvey

Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer

Heather (Nasim Pedrad)

Heather (Cecily Strong)

Helen

Helen Madden

Helios

Helmut

Henry Quincy Lundford

Herb Goodman

Herb Minkman

Herb Welch

The Herlihy Boy

Heshy

Hodo

Honker

host

Howard

Hub's Gyros employee (Chris Farley)

Hub's Gyros employee (Rob Schneider)

Hub's Gyros employee (Robert Smigel)

The Human Stapler

I

Ian Daglers

Ian Gerrard

Ian Rubbish

Ike

Iris de Flaminio

Irving Cohen

Irwin Mainway

J

Jack Neehauser

Jack Rizzoli

Jackie

Jackie Rogers Jr.

Jackie Snad

Jacob (Vanessa Bayer)

Jacob (Andy Samberg)

Jacob Silj

Jacqueline Seka

Jake Blues

Jake Denmont

James Barone

Jan Brady

Jan Krang

Jane Herkiman

Janelle

Janet Blaum

Janet Johnson-Luna

Janet Peckinpaugh

Janette Blow

Jarret

Jason

Jasper Hahn

Jean

Jean K. Jean

Jeannie Darcy

Jebidiah Atkinson

Jeff (Jeff Richards)

Jeff (Jason Sudeikis)

Jeff Montgomery

Jeff Morrow

Jeff Widette

Jeffrey Kaufman

Jeffrey's clerk

Jeffrey's customer

Jeffrey's supervisor

Jenny Baker

Jenny Rocker

Jeph

Jerry

Jerry Eldini

Jesse Donnelly

Jesus

Jill Amockingbird

Jim (Phil Hartman)

Jim (Jason Sudeikis)

Jimmy

Jimmy Chance

Jimmy Joe Red Sky

Joan Face

Jodi Cork

Jodi Deitz

Joe

Joe Blow

Joe Jr.

Joelle LaRue

Joey Mack

Johnny O'Connor

Jon Bovi member (Jason Sudeikis)

Jon Bovi member (Will Forte)

Jonathan Cavanaugh-san

Jonathan Feinstein

Jonathan's girlfriend

Jonette

Jorge Rodriguez

Joseph Franklin

Josephine

Josh Zimmerman

Joy Lipton

Judge Timbler

Judine

Judith

Judy Grimes

Judy Miller

Julie

Juliette

K

K Smoove

Kaitlin

Karen

Karina

Karl

Kat

Kathy Daly

Keeley

Keith (Damon Wayans)

Keith (Adam McKay)

Keith (Bobby Moynihan)

Keith (Jonah Hill)

Keith Grimshaw

Kelly

Ken Pamillan

Kenneth

Kenneth Reese-Evans

Kevin

Kevin Aquarius

Kevin Franklin

Kevin Stubbs

Keyrock

Kid Shazaam

Kiki Deamore

Kincaid

Kip Bloater

Kirby J. Buttercream

Koko

Koko WatchOut

Kuato

Kuldroth

Kyle DeMarco

Kyra

L

Land Shark

Lank Thompson

Larry Farber

Larry Rolans

Larry Roman

Larry The Goose

Latoya Marie

Laura Parsons

Laura Zimmerman

Lawrence Orback

The Leather Man

Lebee

Leilani Burke

Lenny The Lion

Leo Waxman

Leon Phelps

Leonard (Fred Armisen)

Leonard (Bill Hader)

Leonard Pinth-Garnell

Leslie Attebury (I)

Leslie Attebury (II)

Lew Goldman

Lexi

Liam (Bobby Moynihan)

Liam (Andy Samberg)

Lil Blaster

Lilia

Linda Richman

Lionel Osbourne

Lisa Loopner

Liz Sweeney

Loose Change

Lorenzo McIntosh

Loretta

Lothar

Lou (Kenan Thompson)

Lou (Fred Armisen)

Lowell Brock

Lucien Callow

Lucy Brawn

Lundford dancer (Rachel Dratch)

Lundford dancer (Will Forte)

Lundford dancer (Chris Parnell)

Lyle Billup

Lyle Clark

Lyle Kane

Lyle Round

Lynn Bershad

M

Mace

MacGruber

Mackey

Malik

Mango

Manuel Ortiz

Manuel Pantalones

Marcello

Marco

Marcus

Margaret Healy

Margaret Jo McCullin

Marge Keister

Maria

Marius

Mark Kaufman

Mark Payne

Mark Strobel

Mark Wilson

Marky

Marshall DiLaMuca

Marshall T. Boudreaux

Marty Culp

Marvin

Mary

Mary Faith

Mary Katherine Gallagher

Mary Louise

Master Thespian

Matt Cooper

Matt Foley

Matty

Max Gibbons

MC George Castanza

MC Strategy

Meg

Megan

Mel

Melanie (Mark McKinney)

Melanie (Aidy Bryant)

Mephistopheles

Merkon

Mervin Watson

Michael (Phil Hartman)

Michael (Jay Pharoah)

Michael Nash

Michelle (Amy Poehler)

Michelle (Kristen Wiig)

Michelle Dison

Mickey The Dyke

microphone guy

Mighty Mack Blues

Mike (Don Novello)

Mike (Fred Armisen)

Mike Mendoza

Mike Phillips

Mike Underballs

Miles Cowperthwaite

Mindy Elise Grayson

Mishu

Miss Colleen

Miss Connie

Miss Hathaway

Mitchell

model

Moe Laub

Moishe Samberg

Montel

Morgan

Mort Mort Feingold

mother (Patricia Clarkson)

mother (Susan Sarandon)

Mr. Andrews

Mr. Banglian

Mr. Blunt

Mr. Brighton

Mr. Brownstone

Mr. Claymore

Mr. Daly

Mr. Dantley

Mr. Dillon

Mr. Franklin

Mr. Henry

Mr. Kirkpatrick

Mr. Landlord

Mr. O'Malley

Mr. Peepers

Mr. Robinson

Mr. Subliminal

Mr. Triggs

Mr. Vogelcheck

Mr. Wonderful

Mrs. Campbell

Mrs. Denmont

Mrs. Kirkpatrick

Mrs. T

Mrs. Triggs

Mrs. Vogelcheck

Ms. Filley

Ms. Meadows

Mudhad Asad

N

Nadeen

Nadine

Nancy

Nancy Maloney

Nancy Simmons

narrator

Nat X

Nathan Thurm

Ned Crowley

Ned Jones

Neil

Neil Simmons

Nerod

Netti Bo Dance

Nicholas Fehn

Nick

Nick Burns

Nicole

Niff

Niko

Nitro

Noelle LeSoup

Nora

Nuni Schoener (Fred Armisen)

Nuni Schoener (Maya Rudolph)

O

Oceana

Officer Sikorsky

Olya Povlatsky

Onski

Opera Man

Org

Orgasm Guy

Oscar Rogers

Out Of Africa owner

out-of-breath jogger

P

Pam

Papa

Pat (Julia Sweeney)

Pat (Taran Killam)

Pat Arnold

Pat Stevens

Pat Sullivan

Pat Sylviac

Patrick Fitzwilliam

Patrick Kelly

Patti Lynn Hunnsacker

Patti Sylviac

Paul

Paul Baldwin

Paula

Paula Abbott

Paulette Clooney

Paulie Herman

Pearl

Pedro

Penelope

Pep Walters

Percy Bo Dance

Pete (John Belushi)

Pete (Dennis McNicholas)

Pete Schwetty

Pete Twinkle

Peter Tanner

Phil (Christopher Guest)

Phil (Jason Sudeikis)

Phil Burke

Phil Lively

Phillip

Phoebe

Pimpin' Kyle

Pinky Waxman

Pippa

Pop

Pop's daughter

Poppy

porch sitter

President Dexter

Prymaat Conehead

Pudge

Q

Qrplt*xk

Queen Shenequa

R

Raheem Abdul Muhammed

Rajeev Vindaloo

Randy

Randy Dukes

Randy Goldman

Ras Trent

Ray

Reba McEntire

Rebecca

Rebecca Stern-Marcowitz-san

Reese De'What

Reggie

Reggie Hudson

Reggie Owens

Regine

Religious Cult member (Adam Sandler)

Religious Cult member (David Spade)

Renada Wang

Rhonda Weiss

Riblet

Richard

Richard Herkiman

Richard Laymer

Richard Patterson

Richie

Rick

Ricky

Rita DelVecchio

Ritchie B

Roberta

robot (Bill Hader)

robot (Taran Killam)

rock and roll shorts guy

The Rock Obama

Rodger Brush

Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun

Roger Klarvin

Rolf

Ron (Bill Murray)

Ron (Will Ferrell)

Ronnie Bateman

Ronnie Getsetter

Ronny Williams

Rory

Rosa

Rosa Santangelo

Roseanne Roseannadanna

Roweena

Rudy Randolph III

Rudy Randolph Jr.

Russell Clark

Russell Johnson

Ruth Weinstock

S

Salena

Sally Needler

Sally O'Malley

Sam Jeffers

Samm

Sammy (Dana Carvey)

Sammy (Kevin Nealon)

Samurai Futaba

Sandman

Sandy (Laraine Newman)

Sandy (Julia Sweeney)

Sara Therese Longo

Sarah Margaret Connolly

Sean DeMarco

Seiko

Seor Cosa

Seor Guadalupe Ramirez

sensei

The Sensitive Naked Man

Sergio

Shallon

Shana

Shanice Goodwin

Sharon

Shawn Patrick Flanery

Sheila Kelly

Sheila Sovage

Sheldon

Shelley

Shelly Peterbuilt

Sheriff Brady

Sherry (Laraine Newman)

Sherry (Jan Hooks)

Shirley

Shud

Shy Ronnie

Simon

singer (Justin Timberlake)

singer (Andy Samberg)

singer (Jenny Slate)

Siobhan Cahill

Sissy Germane Daphne

Sister Serena

Skeeter

Skip St. Thomas

Slappy Pappy

Solomon

space creature

space lesbian

Spider

Stacia

Stan Hooper

Starkisha

Stefon

Stephen

Steve (Dennis Miller)

Steve (Phil Hartman)

Steve (Mark McKinney)

Steve Bannon

Steve Bushakis

Steve Butabi

Steve Kane

Stevie Siskin

Stewart

Stuart

Stuart Rankin

Stuart Smalley

student (Aidy Bryant)

student (Bobby Moynihan)

student (John Milhiser)

student (Kenan Thompson)

student (Nol Wells)

Su-Shin

Sue

Suel Forrester

Susan

Susan Keister

Susan Taylor

Susie Jessica Dibbins

Sweet T

T

T'Shane

Tammy

Tammy Widette

Target lady

Tarik Ozekial

Tarzan

Tate Witherspoon

Tato

teacher

Ted (Phil Hartman)

Ted (John Goodman)

Ted Brogan

Teddy Paskowitz

Telemundo actor (Fred Armisen)

Telemundo actor (Chris Parnell)

Telemundo actor (Horatio Sanz)

Telemundo actress

Terrell (Jerry Minor)

Terrell (J.B. Smoove)

Terrell's wife

Terrence Maddox

Terri

Terry (David Alan Grier)

Terry (Will Forte)

Terry Rialto

Terrye Funck

Thad

That White Guy

theatre parent (Kenan Thompson)

theatre parent (Vanessa Bayer)

theatre student (Aidy Bryant)

theatre student (Beck Bennett)

theatre student (Kate McKinnon)

theatre student (Kyle Mooney)

theatre student (Taran Killam)

Theodoric

threw it on the ground guy

Tiara Zee

Tim Calhoun

Tina Tina Chanuse

Todd

Todd DiLaMuca

Todd Garnes

Todd O'Connor

Tom

Tom Clay

Tom Taylor

Tom Wilkins

Tommy (Tom Schiller)

Tommy (Jason Sudeikis)

Tommy Flanagan

Toni

Toni Ward

Tonker Bell

Tonto

Tony Dinato

Tony Minetti

Tony Trailer

Tony Vallencourt

Total Bastard Airlines steward

Tracy

translator

Trashyard Mutt

Trey

Triangle Sally

Trina

Tristan

Troy

Turlington

Tyler (Phil Hartman)

Tyler (Chris Parnell)

Tyrone Green

U

Uncle Frank (Darrell Hammond)

Uncle Frank (Horatio Sanz)

Uncle Roy

Uri Shulenson

V

Vance

Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez

Velvet Jones

Velvy O'Malley

Veronica Kilvere

Vesna Shegula

Vic Ricker

Vic Salukin

vice principal

Vicki

Vickie

Vince Blight

Vinnie Barber

Vinny Vedecci

Vinny Vedecci Jr.

Virgania Horsen

Virginia Klarvin

Virginiaca Hastings

W

Wade

Walter (Gary Kroeger)

Walter (Christopher Walken)

Wanda Ramirez

Warren Kerney

Wayne Bloater

Wayne Campbell

Wayne Huevos

Weather Woman

Wendy Whiner

white trash wife

William Fitzpatrick

Willie (Billy Crystal)

Willie (Kenan Thompson)

Willie Tater

Woodrow

Worthington Clotman

X

X-Police officer

Y

Yortuk Festrunk

Young Pop

Z

Zach Ricky

Zoe Anderton

Zoraida