| Sketch | Convent Meeting |
| Bad Bunny | ... | Sister Theresa |
| Mick Jagger | ... | Sister Kevin |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Sister Elizabeth |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Sister Philomena |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | Sister Mary |
| Molly Kearney | ... | Mother Superior |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Sister Genevieve |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | Sister Catherine |
| Chloe Troast | ... | Sister Florentina |