| Sketch |
| Lizzo | ... | girl |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Shelly |
| Mikey Day | ... | husband |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | girl |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | captions Voice |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | wife |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | grandma |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Tony |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | girl |
| Chris Redd | ... | T.I. |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Bambee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | barber Voice |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | girl |
| Bowen Yang | ... | guy |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | guy |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | Phil Yonks |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | guy |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | girl |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | girl |
| Ben Marshall | ... | guy Voice |