| Aired: | 10.09.2021 (1 / 14) |
| Aristotle Athari | ... | senator |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Ted Cruz |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Tom Anderson |
| Mikey Day | ... | Richard Blumenthal |
| Andrew Dismukes | ... | senator |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Frances Haugen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| James Austin Johnson | ... | Lindsey Graham |
| Punkie Johnson | ... | senator |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Mark Zuckerberg |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | John Kennedy |
| Chris Redd | ... | Cory Booker |
| Sarah Sherman | ... | senator |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Dianne Feinstein |