| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Melissa Villaseñor |
Commentary on quarantining alone | |
| Colin Jost |
Joke: Mitch McConnellAfter physically fighting death | |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Village People member Response to Donald Trump using their songs |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Village People member |
| Bowen Yang | ... | Village People member |
| Chris Redd | ... | Village People member |
| Mikey Day | ... | Village People member |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Alan Dershowitz |