| Show | Pilot Hunk |
| J.J. Watt | ... | Pat |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Hannah Bad |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Hannah V. |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | contestant |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Hannah T. |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | contestant |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | contestant |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | contestant |
| Will Stephen | ... | guard |