| Sketch | Little Miss Teacher's Friend |
| David Harbour | ... | Rupert |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Sabrina Kirpatsky |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Corinne |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Dina M. |
| Chloe Fineman | ... | Brittany |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Mrs. Polera |
| Bowen Yang | ... | audience member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |