| Cold Opening | Lockup Chino Correctional Facility “Jail Cell” |
| Michael Keaton | ... | Julian Assange Live |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Michael Avenatti#2 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Lori Loughlin Live |
| Alex Moffat | ... | guard |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | inmate Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | inmate Live |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Tekashi 6ix9ine Live |
| Chris Redd | ... | inmate Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gary Richardson | ... | Brother Wise |