| Aired: | 02.09.2019 (7 / 15) |
| Halsey | ... | Rashida Tlaib |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Donald Trump (voice) |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Annie Kuster |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | Abigail Spanberger |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Maxine Waters |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Ego Nwodim | ... | Ilhan Omar |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Kyrsten Sinema |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez |