| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Ronny Jackson Live |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Sarah Huckabee Sanders#6 Live |
| Pete Davidson | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... | reporter |
| Cecily Strong | ... | reporter |
| Mikey Day | ... | reporter |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | reporter |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | reporter |
| Giovanni Celentano | ... | reporter |