| Sketch | Return Counter |
| Saoirse Ronan | ... | customer |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | customer |
| Pete Davidson | ... | customer |
| Leslie Jones | ... | customer |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Ethel |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | customer |
| Cecily Strong | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Mikey Day | ... | clerk |
| Heidi Gardner | ... | customer |
| Luke Null | ... | customer |
| Chris Redd | ... | customer |