| Cold Opening | Trucker Rally |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Donald Trump Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mike Pence |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Karen Pence |
| Luke Null | ... | supporter |
| Bill Corsair | ... | guest |
| Takako Haywood | ... | guest |
| Alex Hollock | ... | customer |
| Zana Markelson | ... | guest |
| Keo Nozari | ... | patron |