| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Melissa McCarthy | ... | Sean Spicer Live |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | White House reporter |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Jeff Sessions |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Jim Acosta |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Glenn Thrush |
| Cecily Strong | ... | White House reporter |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | White House reporter |
| Mikey Day | ... | White House reporter |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Denise Ashlynd | ... | reporter |
| Robert Bannon | ... | reporter |
| Paul Bogosian | ... | reporter |
| John Druzba | ... | reporter |
| Marisol Miranda | ... | reporter |