| Monologue |
| Kristen Wiig | ||
| Will Forte | ||
| Steve Martin | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Betsy Ross |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | pilgrim |
| Pete Davidson | ... | alien |
| Leslie Jones | ... | Maria |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Napoleon Bonaparte |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | indian |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Viking |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Nina |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Christopher Columbus |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Pinta |
| Mikey Day | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Alex Moffat | ... | Paul Revere |
| Melissa Villaseñor | ... | Sacagawea |
| Emma Clark | ... | audience member |
| Anna Drezen | ... | wise man |
| Nick Kocher | ... | alien |
| Brian McElhaney | ... | wise man |
| Luke Sand | ... | Santa |
| Julio Torres | ... | wise man |
| Randy Clark | ... | audience member |
| Zana Markelson | ... | audience member |