March 5, 2016#8
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Jost | ||
| Michael Che | ||
| Cecily Strong | ... | The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | News From The Future announcer Voice |
| Future | ||
| Vanessa Bayer | ||
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Flossie Dickey |
| Jay Pharoah |