| Sketch |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | student |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | theatre student#2 |
| Taran Killam | ... | theatre student#2 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | theatre student#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | parent |
| Cecily Strong | ... | teacher |
| Beck Bennett | ... | theatre student#2 |
| Leslie Jones | ... | parent |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | theatre student#2 |