| Cold Opening | The Southern Republican Leadership Conference! |
| Taran Killam | ... | Marco Rubio#2 Live |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Carly Fiorina Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ted Cruz#2 Live |
| Cecily Strong | ... | deejay Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ben Carson#1 Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Mike Huckabee Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Rand Paul#1 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬DJ Kool - "Let Me Clear My Throat"
♬2 Unlimited - "Get Ready"
♬69 Boyz - "Tootsee Roll"
♬Nicki Minaj - "Starships"
♬Snoop Dogg - "Gin and Juice"
♬Pitbull - "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)"