| Film | Blazer |
| Wiz Khalifa | ... | thug |
| Taran Killam | ... | Don Blazer |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | woman |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | commissioner |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | thug |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Beck Bennett | ... | chief |
| Michael Che | ... | thug |
| Valerie Brookshire | ... | wife |
| John Druzba | ... | guy |