| Commercial |
| Frances Dumaurier | ... | parishioner |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Bethany Opsal |
| Taran Killam | ... | parishioner |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Linda Tayhoe |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Pastor Pat |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Mr. Drubbler |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Colleen Chapin |
| Beck Bennett | ... | parishioner |
| Beck Bennett | ... | announcer Voice |
| Pete Davidson | ... | Devin |
| Leslie Jones | ... | parishioner |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Ryan Welty |
| Frank Anello | ... | parishioner |
| David Boston | ... | parishioner |
| Barbara Ann Davison | ... | parishioner |
| Takako Haywood | ... | parishioner |
| Jami Simon | ... | parishioner |