| Aired: | 12.06.2014 (3 / 14) |
| James Franco | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Beck Bennett | ... | John |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Tonker Bell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Taran Killam | ... | pirate |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Wendy |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Michael |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Batty Koda |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Allison Williams |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | pirate |