| Sketch | Jewelry Party “Men's Rights Activist” |
| Lena Dunham | ... | guest |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | guest |
| Aidy Bryant | ... | Claire |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | guest |
| Cecily Strong | ... | Marisol |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Bruce |
⁕Lena Dunham has trouble reading a line and ad-libs "I am so upset right now."