| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Angela Merkel#2 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama#17 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Thamsanqa Jantjie Live |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |