December 14, 2013#1
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | Angela Merkel |
| Mike O'Brien | ... | Secret Service agent |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Thamsanqa Jantjie Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |